What would you call perfume that was also used as a breath freshner,deodorant & had phermones in it. hypo.?

sexy names pleaseWhat would you call perfume that was also used as a breath freshner,deodorant %26amp; had phermones in it. hypo.?
I'd call it ';Disgusting.'; But that's just me.What would you call perfume that was also used as a breath freshner,deodorant %26amp; had phermones in it. hypo.?
3 in 1 pimp juice? sounds disgusting deodorant flavored breath spray?
One Night stand fixer...lol...in the morning that would be perfect!
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